August in Milan

Vernazza, Cinque Terre: A popular spot for Italians to escape August in Milan for Ferragosto.

I am writing this sitting on the floor of my apartment, where my clammy legs are sticking to the mercifully cool stone tiles. It’s nine in the morning.

What’s that parable about the poor mouse (or maybe a frog?) swimming in the pot of cold water that doesn’t even notice when it starts to be boiled alive, because the change is so subtle? Well, this apartment – in August, in Milan – is my boiling pot, and I am its frog.

On the days when I leave in the morning, usually to spend a few hours in air-conditioned Italian-learning bliss before coming home at midday, I spend the afternoon and evening trying to recover. In a hot apartment, trying to cool off from my hot commute, trying to forget the damn air conditioning. But when I just never leave the apartment, I boil slowly – almost pleasantly. My body temperature rises, nearly unnoticed, with the heat of the day, without trying to fight back.

The radio said this should be the hottest week of the year in Milan.

It’s also the unofficial beginning of what I call the annual Great Milanese Exodus. Supposedly (again, according to a local radio news show) 30% of Italians take a trip in August. It’s like the annual Great Chinese Migration (I’m making up these terms) for Spring Festival. Although I’m sure the figure is higher than 30% here in Milan, because no Italians come here for their August vacations, they just all leave.

Unlike most of Italy, Milan is neither clinging to the coast of the Mediterranean, resting on the shore of a lake, or perching high in the mountains. This time of year more than ever, it’s a place to escape, not a place to take refuge. But thousands (probably hundreds of thousands) of Milanese flee to beach towns and mountain villages all over the country this month. No one comes to Milan.

No one, that is, except a few tourists from Northern and Eastern Europe who either didn’t get the message, or wanted to see the city without crowds and traffic. I’m not sure if there are more of them now, or if they just stand out because everyone else is gone – tall blonds looking at maps and pouring sweat.

The real Milanese, the ones who were born here, go to their vacation spots. Everyone else goes back to wherever they came from – in that way, too, it’s like China’s Spring Festival, when everyone goes home for a long visit with family. (It’s hard to find a real Milanese person in Milan at any time of the year. Where have they all gone? No one knows, but everyone here is from somewhere else.)

The final week of July in Milan feels like the final week of school when you’re a kid.

No one is focused on anything. You can smell vacation in the air. Everyone is talking about it, you overhear it in conversations everywhere you go. People are still here, but they won’t be for long. They’re all scheming their escapes, which most people booked months ago.

The fruit guy at the market was so happy he was almost literally throwing free produce at me. A lemon, a sweet onion, an eggplant, bouquets of sage and mint.

“I don’t want to see even one tomato left!” He told me, while giving me roughly 14 zucchini, after I’d asked for 5 or 6.

He was going home to Egypt for a whole month – not an uncommon thing to hear in August. If your vacation is 14 days, people say, “Oh, only two weeks?” There must be something wrong.

As I was leaving a boutique last week (July is the second sale season in Italy; it’s all half-off, if you can just be bothered to walk down the street to the shops) the shopkeeper said “buona vacanza!” Have a good vacation.

She didn’t say, “So, do you have any plans for a trip this summer?” Or, “Can you believe this heat! I’m going to up to the mountains next week to cool off. Do you have any vacation plans?” No, no. “Buon weekend” and “buona giornata” (have a good day) have a seasonal alternative.

Time off in Italy is not a casual decision. August vacation is an institution (it’s actually literally institutionalized).

Just like how most companies close for a week for Christmas (the Pope does live nearby, after all) they also close for at least a week or two in August every year.

This first week of August in Milan, it’s like the city itself is just still here because it has to be. The emptying and quieting has been happening gradually all summer, as the people living in mostly un-airconditioned apartments flee the heat of the plains. (Milan is in the middle of a big, flat plain called the Pianura Padana, which gets bitter cold in the winter and piping hot and humid in the summer. Like Eastern Montana, but with more espresso and fresh mozzarella.)

It would be a mistake to think this happens because Italy is all about la dolce vita – the sweet life, taking it easy, not worrying and never working too hard.

This is not Italy; this is Milan. Yes, Milan is in Italy, but it has a jarringly different culture and purpose from the rest of the country, where the concept of la dolce vita might actually still apply. This is not where people move after they retire to live a life of art and wine. This is where people come to work. Mostly young people, from all over Italy and other countries. They flock here. As far as I’m aware, it’s the only city in Italy where people are consistently in a rush; they wear black; they are grumpy.

But in August in Milan, all that stops. Or at least it slows down. It all gets less intense, because in this heat everything is already too intense. There’s no room for more drama, but there is, suddenly, room for all of us. There are no more traffic jams, parking becomes easy, lines at the grocery store dwindle, people stop getting haircuts and stop worrying about the little things. Milan suddenly feels like it fits. 

Spending August in Milan makes me miss these cool blue mountains in January in the Alps. ©KettiWilhelm2017
Where we all wish we could go right now – the Italian Alps in January.

Sign up below for my email list! You’ll get my posts in your inbox and help keep me blogging. Thanks for your support!

Leave a Reply